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Aug. 14th, 2016 03:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theveilisinWell, I feel incredibly silly just talking to myself, but not half as silly as whoever has to listen to this, I imagine.
At any rate, this is Luvander, and it appears I'm not available for communication at the moment - I'm an incredibly busy and important person, you really shouldn't feel too bad about it. If you really, truly and desperately need to reach me at my earliest convenience, do feel free to ramble on at your leisure once the tone plays. If it is an emergency, try not to shout, I've been assured that doesn't help at all. If you want to make sure I call back as soon as humanly possible, offer me a drink. If you want to confess your undying love, you really ought to know better, a letter is far more romantic.
If you don't feel like listening to the end of this message, try to call again later instead. Though I do realize that I should probably have said that at the start of my message.
Anyway, if you have something to say, now is the time to do so. Or just send a text or a picture if you find yourself temporarily overwhelmed.
[Beep.This is too long. Why is he like this?]
At any rate, this is Luvander, and it appears I'm not available for communication at the moment - I'm an incredibly busy and important person, you really shouldn't feel too bad about it. If you really, truly and desperately need to reach me at my earliest convenience, do feel free to ramble on at your leisure once the tone plays. If it is an emergency, try not to shout, I've been assured that doesn't help at all. If you want to make sure I call back as soon as humanly possible, offer me a drink. If you want to confess your undying love, you really ought to know better, a letter is far more romantic.
If you don't feel like listening to the end of this message, try to call again later instead. Though I do realize that I should probably have said that at the start of my message.
Anyway, if you have something to say, now is the time to do so. Or just send a text or a picture if you find yourself temporarily overwhelmed.
[Beep.
