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theveilisinYou've reached Lavrenty Peacock, and it appears I'm not available for the moment. Please don't take it personally, unless you suspect you've got a reason to do so.
If you are attempting to contact Peacock Fashions, then I do commend your tenacity, but regrettably this is my private phone, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you.
Leave a message after the tone if you want to hear back from me. Toodles.
If you are attempting to contact Peacock Fashions, then I do commend your tenacity, but regrettably this is my private phone, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you.
Leave a message after the tone if you want to hear back from me. Toodles.
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Date: 2018-08-31 11:55 pm (UTC)[...Well, not THOSE kind of daddy issues.]
[YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!]
[Besides he was Air Force not a Marine.]
[and YES there's a big difference!]
[I really, REALLY don't want him to be my daddy OK?]
[mostly because I DON'T HAVE AN ACTUAL FUCKING DADDY KINK!!!!!! /Slams head against desk]
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Date: 2018-09-01 12:03 am (UTC)I am pretty certain that the possibility that this was meant for me is downright negative.
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Date: 2018-09-01 12:32 am (UTC)[Sabo blinks down at his phone and for a moment or two it's like his brain refuses to comprehend what his eyes are seeing. But no matter how long he stares at it the word Lavender stubbornly refuses to turn into Cat.
How could that even have happened!? He'd been in the middle of a conversation, hadn't even exited the chat, so how the fuck had he managed to send parts of that conversation to someone else? And now any someone else either, to the very person he'd been talking about.
How was this his life? And, even more importantly, what the hell was he supposed to do now?]
Oh fuck me!
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Date: 2018-09-01 12:41 am (UTC)[He is being a glib lil shit because he has no idea how to react. None.]
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Date: 2018-09-01 01:06 am (UTC)[No]
[kind of?]
[As in I might have sent them without them going through any kind of brain to thumbs filter but I still sent them?]
[Besides. It's not like I can dig this hole much deeper, can I?]
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Date: 2018-09-01 01:11 am (UTC)So it was about me, then? I mean, it's already fairly obvious, so you might as well be upfront about it.
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Date: 2018-09-01 01:18 am (UTC)[Nah, man. It was about the other hot airman with a kid who keeps making me blush all the time!]
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Date: 2018-09-01 01:21 am (UTC)For what it's worth, since I keep embarrassing us both with my rather inept flirting, I feel you might as well suffer a bit at your own hand too.
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Date: 2018-09-01 01:32 am (UTC)[wat?]
[What's that even supposed to mean?]
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Date: 2018-09-01 01:39 am (UTC)I am not sure how exactly that was unclear.
In my defense, it is very endearing.
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Date: 2018-09-01 01:55 am (UTC)[Cause. You know. That really doesn't seem very fair to me.]
[Wait.]
[Endearing?]
[Endearing like a cute, fluffy bunny rabbit is endearing?]
[Or?]
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Date: 2018-09-01 01:59 am (UTC)Hold on, were you not aware that this was in fact what I was doing?
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Date: 2018-09-01 02:33 am (UTC)[But I'm still not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be suffering for so.]
[And, well, I don't flirt with bunnies.]
[But that doesn't mean you can't be into furries or w/e]
[It's OK. I don't judge.]
[And, you know, I have other friends that like making me blush too.]
[So it's not like it has to be a flirting thing.]
[Which.]
[Um. No? I wasn't aware you've been flirting with me.]
[Have you been flirting with me?]
[It's just. You come off as kinda flirty in general? So I didn't think it was anything else but you... being you?]
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Date: 2018-09-01 02:37 am (UTC)I suppose I jumped the gun somewhat by just assuming that you had in fact noticed this. I suppose in general I do have a tendency toward teasing.
Congratulations, I believe we have now both made fools of ourselves.
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Date: 2018-09-01 02:51 am (UTC)[...and I might have been accused of being a bit oblivious about when people flirt with me once or twice.]
[So there's that.]
[If it makes you feel any better I'm pretty sure I got you beat on that front. At least this time.]
[So. You're actually interested in me? Romantically and/or sexually?]
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Date: 2018-09-01 02:57 am (UTC)I mean, what we have both discovered is that we are both in fact attracted in some way to each other, but is it strictly necessary to pursue this any further? I can't help feeling like that would be inappropriate of me.
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Date: 2018-09-01 03:31 am (UTC)[Need? Yeah we kind of do.]
[Probably not a good idea to ignore the cat now that it's been let out of the bag.]
[And ofc it's not strictly necessary. That's why there's free will and consent and stuff.]
[Also kind of why we should be having this conversation.]
[So we know where we stand.]
[Though I guess you've already kind of answered that one.]